How to Join the Illuminati: An Illuminati Nation Publication (Unabridged)

The Illuminati are inciters, agitators, pathfinders, trailblazers, luminaries, and change agents. Life, for the initiated, ceases to be a spectator sport. What follows are some tips and the essential outlook which should underscore your strategy for getting into this most exclusive of secret societies.

Climbing the pyramid without a strategy is at best a way to squander your greatest resource: time. At worst, you could wander at the bottom ceaselessly in search of a foothold while others surpass you by seemingly mysterious means. But it's no mystery when you have a plan and this guide will serve to get you facing in the right direction. Whether or not you make that move from where you are to your best possible destiny is a matter of will and work.