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Borrowing a Match
By Stephen Leacock
- Release Date: 2025-05-07
- Genre: Fiction & Literature
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In this satirical short story, Stephen Leacock humorously critiques the convoluted and often self-serving nature of charitable endeavors. Set in the fictional town of Doogalville, the narrative follows the parish church's misguided attempts to raise funds for Armenians in need. In their zeal to contribute, the church's leadership embarks on a series of increasingly absurd fundraising activities, each more entangled than the last. From mortgaging the parsonage to hosting amateur theatricals, the story highlights the irony of their well-intentioned yet misguided efforts. Leacock's sharp wit and keen observation of human nature shine through, offering a humorous yet poignant commentary on the complexities of charitable work and the often convoluted paths taken in the name of good deeds.
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